To attrack gay men to my croch.

A co-worker of Stacy's has a watch that hangs from his belt kind of close to his boy area. One day a really annoying sergant was holding the watch and asked him why he wore it there. His answer . . .

They look scary and people tell you they're NOT scary, which makes them even scarier.

Stacy's Co-Worker teaching a class on AED's (you know those things you hook up to people when their heart stop beating to shock them--it's a first aid thing)

"We come from two different worlds -- I'm on planet LockeInRoom and you're on planet Party."

Amy's friend Jayne after hearing all those great 420 stories

"But what about in times of war?"

Tin Man from our Rel 234 class, inresponse to Bro Judd's statement that a man should be with his wife.

It stinks to be white trash

Tara's comment after watching the news